You are Chinese
One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.
Love me?
Do you believe in LOVE at first sight or do I have to walk by again? ?
3 wonders of a womanThe 3 wonders of a woman
1)Gives milk without eating grass2)gets wet without water
3)Bleeds for a week without going 2 die.
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
laugh again!!!!
I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha
Woman charges
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $$$ per minute.
Butt Cheek -
What did one butt cheek say to the other cheek? 'If we stick together we can stop this shit!
Robbery Now
Robbery Now! Raise ur hands! women stand @ right, men left! half-man-half-woman centre! HEY U! yes u! stand centre! don't pretend looking @ the handphone!
Remind me
Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that I AM THERE FOR YOU. Don't forget.
Moon is beautiful
I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I... I'd rather look at the moon again.. ;)