One out of four people is a chinese.
If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be
you.
Love me?
Do you believe in
LOVE at first sight or do I have to walk by again? ?
3
wonders of a woman
The 3 wonders of a
woman
1)Gives milk without
eating grass
2)gets wet without
water
3)Bleeds for a week
without going 2 die.
The
more - The Less
The more I
learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the
more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
laugh
again!!!!
I want u 2
know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I
laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again..
hahaha
Woman
charges
When a man talks
dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a
man, it's $$$ per minute.
Butt
Cheek -
What did one butt
cheek say to the other cheek? 'If we stick together we can stop this
shit!
Robbery
Now
Robbery Now! Raise ur hands!
women stand @ right, men left! half-man-half-woman centre! HEY U! yes u!
stand centre! don't pretend looking @ the handphone!
Remind me
Please
remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder
that reminds me of reminding you that I AM THERE FOR YOU. Don't forget.
Moon
is beautiful
I look at
the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I... I'd rather
look at the moon again.. ;)
