Why do men
pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to
build up pressure.
Not
reachable -
Hey! what
happen 2 your hp? tried calling alot of times. everytime i dial your no,
operator kept sayin "THE SUBSCRIBER U CALLING IS HAVING SEX, PLS TRY
LATER"
Good
Bra -
A good
friend is like a good bra... hard 2 find- comfortable- supportive-
prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur heart!
Why
dosen't it rain?
The rain
makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2.If rain makes all
things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?
Why
dosen't it rain?
The rain makes all things
beautiful.The grass & flowers 2.If rain makes all things beautiful why
doesn't it rain on you?
Please help me!
im at the police
station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of
good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!
The
Call -
A girl called me & said "Come no
over, nobody is home". I went over. Nobody was home
The
missing cat
This cat, is cat, a
cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat,
for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
The
little thing
1 day there was tis
naked man N elephant, da elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few
seconds, then ask da naked man, 'HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE
THING?
No
Santa! -
I can't hide this
from u anymore i really don't wanna hurt u but i feel it's beter i tell
u b4 u hear it from sum1 else im really sorry but there's no santa!
