Funny SMS

Read Backwords -

Piss the taking is someone that realise u this like times at its! NOW READ IT BACKWARDS!!

I'm Drunk

Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get

Men and problems -

MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN?

Morning wish

The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is allways there for you and never let you down

Hey my mate ..

In ur darkest hour wen ur fed up & blue.just remember this I'll always be there 4 u.Im no angel N cant change ur fate.but I'll do anything 4 u coz ur my m8.

Wrong number

U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!

Till the end ...

U've touched my heart uve touched my soul.bcos of u I now feel whole. U'll always b my closest friend.u'll b in my heart 2 the very end.

Protect my friend

God in heaven God above please protect the friend i love.Sent wiv a smile:-) sealed with a kiss.i love my friend whos reading this f

Friendship and ring ....

A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you ma friend.

Your love ... -

When darkness moves in on me, it is the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted.

 

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